(…even though the day is very young.) The owner of the Houston Astros is getting seriouser about selling the team! I can imagine no more encouraging news, or anything more likely to improve the team on the field, than for Drayton McLane, Jr. to get the hell out of the way, not even the blockbuster news of the trade for a 31-year-old .254-hitting shortstop (for reals).
UPDATE 9:30 am→
UPDATE 5:00 pm→
The Old Grocer confirms, the team is for sale…now if he can just find somebody to pay his criminally inflated asking price, we’re in business. Oh, frabjous rapture!