Everybody, chip in

I come courtesy of today’s Daily Mail, and was captured using a Nikon D3S camera with a 24-70 mm lens and a shutter speed of 1/1000 of a second.  What are the words that should appear underneath me?

Woods smashes photog

“Find the secret Groucho and win a hundred dollahs.”

“I got it, I got it!”

“Four?  I only count one.”

“Needed a faster shutter speed…”

“The referee signals it’s good—right down the middle!”

That’s gonna leave a mark.”

“Juust a bit outside.”

You got a good one?  The comments are open…

UPDATE Oct. 10

I didn’t even realize this was a big mystery, but…mystery solved!