The nice folks at Bic must be Republicans

You know, the kind of Republicans who have a certain view of the role of women in a modern society and strong feelings about appropriate ladylike behavior, and in the case of Bic, even about what pen a lady should use to write, whether it be to write down her shopping list or jot a nice thank you note to the neighbor who thoughtfully picked up the mail while her family attended vacation Bible camp. Ellen DeGeneres is very excited about this news—watch!